You'll all get a kick out of this bitter, petty, and arrogant open letter from Tommy Lee's "English Professor".
"...hopes of getting Tommy high on Native American literature, of getting camera footage of Tommy decrying Colonialism and its effects on Indigenous peoples, never materialized."
Here's Lance Storm's latest column. He talks about why WWE owns Justin Credible and Billy Kidman's names, but not his. He also speculates that Raven might have a case for ownership of the Dudley Boys' gimmick. Wierd.
And WWE owns his penis. Well, some of it at least. Ewwww.
Wow. What a class act. Here's a sample on WWE's invitation to appear on "Byte This":
"Of course, I do NOT accept this brainless, disgraceful invitation. FUCK NO, I do not. You can rescue yourself, Vince. Do your own damage control. I've no ear for your begging anymore. Only if you were on fire would I help you -- it'd just be too hard to resist pissing on you. Open mic? Then let it truly be open. Let your audience have some fresh air. Flush the toliet bowl once. Let them hear something intelligent, decent and truthful for once. Give them, Vince, what they want -- just like you are always bragging the WWE does. Let them be proud for just a few moments that the energetic, intense and colorful Ultimate Warrior perosna they loved when they were little kids didn't become a self-pitying, disapportinting, broken-down has-been like all the other brittle-minded skeletons traipsing around your locker rooms or now buried in forgotten about graves. Order the queer and the cripple who host the show to read what I have written here and here, and while they do that have them hold up mirrors looking at themselves so they can know exactly the kind of people in your organization I'm writing about. No apologies -- I don't discriminate for the handicapped who sign on to behave degenerately."
I think the "queer" must be Tod Grisham. The "cripple" is Droz. Did I mention that Warrior is a real classy guy?
You know, I'm not in favor of "banning books" or anything like that, but you'll note that every year when this list comes out, the number one banned book of all time is always left off of the list. That book: The Bible.
Damn you R.D. Reynolds! Damn you! I'm at work eating a sub and then I get to the Sid Vicious part of the update. I literally almost choked to death. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
This is kind of cool. It's a list of backstage fights, shoots, and bickerings from all of Vader's matches. From BigVanVader.com.
"Vader's third arrest for drunk driving and the most dramatic. Vader was claimed to have crashed his vehicle into a bush, suffering a cut to his head in the process. When the police called to Vader's house, they found him rather worse for wear. According to the police report, Vader shouted "I will and can kick all of your asses! Let's fight." When the dogs were called for protection, the report claimed Vader 'stared the animals down and said he would kill them,' he also 'picked up two rocks the size of baseballs and clenched them in his fists,' before calming down. And what was Vader's excuse? He was looking for bullfrogs and catfish in a pond."
I finally gave in a watched that "To Wong Foo" movie. I didn't really have a choice since it was filmed in Loma, Nebraska, which is about five miles from where I grew up. It was really cool seeing the town, but other than that it was pretty bad.
So with TNA coming to Spike TV coming next month, they make the bone-headed decision of turning America's Most Wanted heel and having them team up with Jarrett to put the belt back on him. How ridiculous. How absolutely, mind-numbingly ridiculous. With the Dudleys (oh, sorry: Team 3D) on their way in, I was looking forward to a heel Dudleys vs. AMW feud. Now instead, AMW will get to fill the role of those guys who stand behind Jeff Jarrett and nod their heads while he blabbers on for hours on end, most likely about those guys "up North" which will probably lead to the Dudleys "invading" TNA from "up North." How stupid. How boring. How unoriginal.
Damn it. Raven could have so easily been the top guy for the Spike TV debut show.
To quote the great Phillip LaFon, "Very Frustrating."
So is Chris Jericho actually out of his WWE contract or what? I thought he was just getting some time off. Anyhow, he did an XM show talking about "music" such as Christian rockers, Stryker. He also talks about Yngwie Malmsteen (who still makes new CD's, for some reason.) All in all, it's a pretty good read, except for the painful realization that comes when you have to accept that Jericho would rather spend the rest of his life as part of a washed-up 80's hair band than as a professional wrestler.
Check out the link below to view the preview to WWE's burial of The Ultimate Warrior. After you see this, you'll completely understand why Bret Hart, Dusty Rhodes, Mick Foley, and even Steve Austin... actually especially Steve Austin... came running back to the McMahons.
Had a busy weekend over here. I helped the gf move out of town for a job [sad] on Saturday, then went to see Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers [happy] on Sunday. Today I spent six hours golfing in the sun. Now I'm getting ready to watch wrestling and go to bed. I think I got vitamin D poisoning.
My workout plan sure didn't work out. Due to sickness/laziness, I skipped NINE days of workouts. So here's the new plan: I'm going to give up lifting for a month and just run. There's a race I wouldn't mind running in October anyhow. Plus, I know of at least one person who wants my six-pack to come back from the dead.
Ha! It looks like we a WorldNetDaily.com 2-for today. How could I not post a link to an article with a title like that?
"Dead bodies are still floating all over New Orleans. Hundreds, if not thousands, of children are still searching for their parents. Wiped-out communities are still awaiting water and power.
So, what is armchair first responder Sen. Hillary Clinton's first response to the Hurricane Katrina disaster?
"Freedom isn't about prescription drug plans dictated by Washington. Freedom isn't about more laws. Freedom isn't about a false security promised by your federal government. Freedom isn't about being numbered from cradle to grave. Freedom isn't about having your wealth confiscated by government before you even cash your paycheck. Freedom isn't about the government mis-educating your child. Freedom isn't about United Nations peacekeeping missions. Freedom isn't about more cops on the beat.
Freedom, ultimately, is about the liberation of the individual to run his or her own life with minimal interference from government. Self-government. Period. End of story."
Dusty Rhodes has officially joined WWE Creative. I wish he would join the WWE commentating team instead, at least with the creative team Dusty will get to practice his skills as a "yes man." Or should I say a "yes, ma'am"?
Ha! Don't know who to credit for this, but it's worth a laugh.
PARIS, France --
Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along
with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could
turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time.
Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned
substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation
after winning the 2005 Tour de France.
The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap, all
of which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.
Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as
saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd
be ok throughout Europe."
Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also
physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting items
that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.
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This is pretty interesting. The first screen is mostly looking at The 4400, but scroll down a bit to see a ton of info about who's watching what on cable.
