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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

RSP-W end of the year awards

Oooh! For once I'm remembering to vote in the rec.sport.pro-wrestling awards.

Click here to vote!

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Going to jail with The Nature Boy

Well, it looks like even the very best of humanity can be affected by Road Rage.

WWE: Warrant issued for the arrest of Ric Flair

See Ric Flair's arrest warrant

Monday, November 28, 2005

And then Vince dropped the n-bomb

I just started reading Survivor Series results when I saw this paragraph:

Backstage, Vince McMahon visited Eric Bischoff, who was warming up for his match with Theodore R. Long. Bischoff promised to destroy Long tonight. Bischoff talked about Vince McMahon screwing Bret Hart at Survivor Series, making history. Bischoff promised to screw John Cena tonight. Bischoff said fans would be chanting "You Screw Cena". John Cena entered, and commented that Bischoff likes to "screw guys". Bischoff walked off, and Vince McMahon began "talking jive" to Cena, including calling Cena "my nigga". McMahon strutted off, and Booker T, standing next to Sharmell, said "Tell me he didn't just say that".

I don't even know what to say.

Link: Pro Wrestling Insider

EDIT: After reading the rest of the report, it appears this backstage skit was in fact the best part of the entire PPV.

Bruce Willis comes out fighting for Iraq's forgotten GI heroes

He better watch out or he'll get kicked out of Hollywood.

"I am baffled to understand why the things I saw happening in Iraq are not being reported."

Article: Times Online

Friday, November 25, 2005

Former Canadian Minister Of Defence says UFO's are real

On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech at the University of Toronto that caught the attention of mainstream newspapers and magazines, Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated: "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head."

Link: Former Canadian Minister Of Defence Asks Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Pope Michael

Wow. What kind of drugs is this guy on? And where can I get some?

Pope Michael: The "real" Pope

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

You learn something everday

Did you know that Kid Kash is employed by WWE? I didn't. I could have sworn he was in still TNA. Well anyhow he's in WWE now. I wonder if he'll ever get to see any TV time, though.

View Kid Kash's WWE profile

Women 'forced to wed rapists or die'

Wow. Who would have thought the international press would actually pick up a story like this. I won't comment, but instead I'll give you a quote from the lovely Ann Coulter: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."

Link: The Scotsman

The big mysterious 'X'

What's the deal with the big, giant 'X' on the vice president's face? A target? A subliminal message from CNN? The long lost cousin of Jillian Hall's mole? No one knows.

DrudgeReport.com

Monday, November 21, 2005

Pink Floyd never sounded like this (nor did Puccini)

So did Roger Waters just wake up one day and say "Ya know, I don't think I'm quite pretentious enough yet. Hmm. What if I were to write an OPERA? That could do it!" That said, this article does compare him to Andrew Lloyd Webber, so maybe it will sound okay, but still... an opera?

Source: Times Online

Friday, November 18, 2005

Bill Fralic: WWE/NFL star

You've got to check out WrestleCrap.com's Jobber of the Week this week.

...looking back, when your three most famous wrestling moments involve putting your hand between the respective crotches of Big John Studd, Missy Hyatt, and Yokozuna, maybe a career with the lowly Detroit Lions isn't so bad after all.

Report: China Arrests Priests, Seminarians

I saw this on Drudge. Man, if I was in China right now, I'd be like "Come on guys, lay off. I mean what is this? Canada?"

Ha! And to the one or two people out there who got that joke, congrats. :)

Conservative shirts

These are pretty funny.

"Communism killed 100 million people and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

"Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency."

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Reek of Awesomeness

The greatest wrestler alive today has arrived in TNA. And I mean this is the most hetro way possible, but damn, what a picture :)

Monday, November 14, 2005

Psychiatric Association Debates Lifting Pedophilia Taboo

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Eddie Guerrero passes away

Well everyone, I'm back after a week-long time off. And what horrible news to return to.

From WWE.com: "WWE is deeply saddened by the news that Eddie Guerrero has passed away. He was found dead this morning in his hotel room in Minneapolis. Eddie is survived by his wife Vickie and his two daughters."

Monday, November 07, 2005

RIP Hannity Hogg

Hannity Hogg (December 26, 2001 - November 7, 2005)









See you on the other side, Pig.

Muslims Burn France

It is just absolutely insane to see what's happening in France right now.

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Friday, November 04, 2005

Fireballs seen over Germany spark UFO speculation

"Numerous sightings of massive fireballs in the skies over Germany this week have led to an upsurge in reports of UFOs, but scientists believe the cause could be a bizarre annual meteor blitz."

Source: Reuters

Vatican to Catholics: Listen to scientists

Very awesome, though nothing new.

Cardinal Paul Poupard: "...we also know the dangers of a religion that severs its links with reason and becomes prey to fundamentalism."

Monsignor Gianfranco Basti: "A hypothesis asks whether something is true or false. (Evolution) is more than a hypothesis because there is proof."

I read this on World Net Daily; I'm sure Joseph Farah loves hearing things like this :)

WorldNetDaily: Vatican to Catholics: Listen to scientists

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Joke: The Nun

This was sent in by my cousin Jessi.


A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you'

She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says,

'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married
and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party.'

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

50 CENT Slams Kanyes 'Bush is racist' comment

Well, now I'm a 50 Cent fan. Of course, we'll have to wait and see how he reacts when people start blaming Bush for the earthquakes in Pakistan...

50 CENT SLAMS KANYES BUSH IS RACIST COMMENT

I should leave town more often ...

I go away for the weekend and I come back to find out the following:

1. Christian is gone from WWE.
2. Torrie Wilson is gone from WWE.
3. Austin was schedule to do the job to Jon Coachman at tonight's PPV, so he pulled his name from the card.
4. Batista is now on RAW. I didn't watch Smackdown yet, but isn't Batista the World Champion on Smackdown?
5. Jim Duggan, Vader, and Goldust are all back on TV.

It was an interesting week for wrestling fans.

And one more thing, both Christian and Jericho are free agents now. How cool could it be if they show up together in TNA?

EDIT: Now WWE is saying that Torrie is still with WWE, just taking some time off.