Putin Touts Russia's Missile Capabilities
You know as well as I do that he got them from UFO technology.
Link: BREITBART.COM
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006Putin Touts Russia's Missile Capabilities
"Russia ... has tested missile systems that no one in the world has."
You know as well as I do that he got them from UFO technology. Link: BREITBART.COM Friday, January 27, 200622 years ago this week...
22 years ago this week, Hulk Hogan defeated The Iron Sheik for the WWF title. Feel old?
Thursday, January 26, 2006P.O.D(umb)
Here's some quotes from a Yahoo article about P.O.D.
And in a rather unusual promotional effort, P.O.D. will perform at Wrestlemania events in Miami and Chicago. Bet you didn't know that Wrestlemania is taking place in Miami as well as Chicago this year... 'There's a famous wrestler named Raymond Mysterio,' Wuv says. 'He actually graduated with me and Sonny at our high school. We are playing music for him when he comes out, so that will be fun and kind of cool. You know how those wrestling fans are, they come out in droves.' Raymond Mysterio? Ok. Link: Christian rockers P.O.D. ready to 'Testify' The 'It's Still Real To Me...Damn It!' guy speaks!
That wrestling fan who brokedown crying ("It's Still Real To Me...Damn It!") at a conference wrote a column at WorldWrestlingInsanity.com. Well worth the read.
Link: World Wrestling Insanity Bush Says U.S. Won't Deal With Hamas
This is some crazy stuff. Hamas winning an election over there is just like if a white supremacist group would win a major election over here. God help Israel.
At least Bush and Rice are on the right side of this thing: Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, also speaking Thursday said, "you cannot have one foot in politics and another in terror." Rice spoke to the World Economic Conference in Davos, Switzerland via a telephone hookup to the State Department. "Our position on Hamas has therefore not changed." Link: BREITBART.COM Update on the teacher molestation scandal
Here's a list of some of the recent woman who rape young boys in public schools. This last one is cute too. What gives?
Link: WorldNetDaily: Sexy substitute teacher 'has relations with boy' Tuesday, January 24, 2006Peaches urges celebs not to give their kids stupid names
This is the coolest story ever!
Peaches Geldof is appealing to celebrities to stop giving their children ridiculous names. Peaches, the daughter of Sir Bob Geldof and the late Paula Yates, says her own name has made her life hell. Her given name in full is Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof. She said: "I hate ridiculous names, my weird name has haunted me all my life. "I hate being famous; people claim to know me because of my surname." Peaches has three sisters named Fifi Trixabelle, Pixie and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lilly. Link: Ananova.com New quote
I think I'm going to start attaching this quote to ever email I sent from now on:
"Clubberin' is four fistus on one head, unless one guy only has one arm, then it's three fistus on one head." - Dusty Rhodes Monday, January 23, 2006Saturday, January 21, 2006The Show is the Rainbow
I haven't listened to Darren in a long time, but here's a link to his myspace.com page where you can listen to a couple of his songs.
Link: Listen to The Show is the Rainbow Link: Show's Official site Friday, January 20, 2006New training split
I'm almost at the end of the first week of a new workout routine. I've got to say, it's actually giving some quick results. Of course with results come massive soreness, but that's what makes it fun.
The goal is to train every group twice per week except delts, bi, and tris, since they help out on the other days. I'm doing a "three days/one day off" schedule. Day 1. Chest, triceps, calves, abs Day 2. Quads, hams, back, lower back Day 3. Shoulders, traps, abs Day 4. Chest, biceps/forearms, calves Day 5. Quads, hams, back, lower back Day 6. (optional) 30-60 minutes cardio Daily: 10-20 minutes of cardio after each workout. Supplements: Taurine, ZMA The Invasion: The Lost 2001 Gooker Award Winner
Here I was at work with no hangover for once and in a pretty good mood all around. Then I read this article on WrestleCrap.com and I think my entire weekend is ruined now. We can only hope that some day Vince will come face to face with Gorilla Monsoon in the next life and explain how on earth WWF could have screwed up the storyline of our lifetime.
Link: The Invasion: The Lost 2001 Gooker Award Winner Thursday, January 19, 2006Vatican Paper Hits 'Intelligent Design'
Once again, the Church gets it right.
The Vatican newspaper has published an article saying "intelligent design" is not science and that teaching it alongside evolutionary theory in school classrooms only creates confusion. The article echoed similar arguments by the Vatican's chief astronomer, the Rev. George Coyne, who said "intelligent design" wasn't science and had no place in school classrooms. TheLedger.com Feds after Google data
Here's a prime example of the government doing something exactly the wrong way. And yet some want these people in charge of our health care?
Link: MercuryNews.com Wednesday, January 18, 2006The New Rules for 2006
Here's another foward I got.
1. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: he's mowing my lawn. 2. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? Luckily, it was only a finger! If it was a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it alive. 3. New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: Lucky Bastards. 4. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. 5. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some Bourbon over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. 6. New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole. 7. New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass and it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high. 8. New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show." 9. New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie. 10. New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking up the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the middle class version of looting. 11. New Rule, and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands. 12. New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place. Glenn Beck joins CNN Headline News - Jan 17, 2006
That's cool. Glenn Beck is the greatest. I have to wonder if anyone at CNN has ever actually heard his show though.
Link: CNN.com Link: Glenn Beck's site Monday, January 16, 2006Flair on the Edge
The News and Observer in Raleigh, NC has a pretty good interview with your hero and mine, The Nature Boy Ric Flair.
Link: News and Observer.com Friday, January 13, 2006'Vampyre' running for Governor
Wow. This guy is on some serious drugs.
In Minnesota, anyone who pays the $300 filing fee can get on the gubernatorial ballot and it seems that every year a few eccentric candidates make the rounds. Sharkey raises the bar. For one thing, he told the Star Tribune in an e-mail that he drinks blood. Including the impaling of terrorists, rapists, drug dealers and other criminals, Sharkey's platform includes emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans. Sharkey said he worships Lucifer and, while he says he has nothing against Christians, he calls the "Christian God the Father" his "mortal enemy." Sharkey said he was injured during a parachute jump with the Army in 1982 and receives veterans' disability benefits. I think he landed on his head. Link: Miami Herald Link: Jonathon The Immaler for Governor Come October, Baby Will Make 300 Million or So - New York Times
Here's an article with a whole bunch of population stats.
Link: Come October, Baby Will Make 300 Million or So Wednesday, January 11, 2006ALITO WIFE LEAVES HEARING IN TEARS AFTER DEM ATTACK
I wish I was as kind, caring, tolerant, and diverse as the Democrats so that I too could make an innocent woman cry.
Actually, I guess she got off easy. Kennedy could have left her drowning in a car at the bottom of a river. Judge Samuel A. Alito’s wife Martha left the confirmation hearing room in tears this evening, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned. Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) apologized to the Judge’s family for the behavior of his fellow committee members during the course of the last three days. Sen. Graham said: “Judge Alito, I am sorry that you’ve had to go through this. I am sorry that your family has had to sit here and listen to this.” Democrats on the Judiciary Committee have attacked Judge Samuel A. Alito over his membership in Concerned Alumni of Princeton and his involvement in the Vanguard case. One senior Republican in the hearing room said of the situation: “After three full days of attacks against her husband’s character, Mrs. Alito had enough. Democrat behavior during this hearing has not only been wrong, it’s been embarrassing. Ted Kennedy is nothing but a bully.” Link: Drudge Report Monday, January 09, 2006Sunday, January 08, 2006Edge is the new WWE champion!
...but I realized that I haven't made fun of Jack Chick this year yet, so ignore Edge's WWE title win for a moment and click on the link below. Have yourself a really good laugh at that asshole Chick for a little bit and then go back to reading about pro-wrestling.
DON'T FORGET TO MAKE FUN OF THIS ASSHOLE!!! The Anti-Christ will be born in 2006!
From WWE.com:
Stephanie (McMahon) Levesque and her husband, Paul Levesque (Triple H), are happy to announce that they are expecting their first child. WWE.com would like to congratulate the expecting parents. Link: WWE.com Friday, January 06, 2006Thursday, January 05, 2006New Fiction Book: "The Cryptozoologist"
HEY! THEY STOLE MY IDEA FOR A BOOK! THEY'LL BE HEARING FROM MY CRYPTOZOOALAWYERS!!
Link: The New Yorker UFO cult predicts apocalypse in July 2006
Well, I hope you aren't investing long term.
An invasion of flying saucers will take place on Wednesday, July 5, 2006, according to a controversial sect that encourages belief in UFOs. Link: i-Newswire.com - Press Release And News Distribution - UFO cult predicts apocalypse in July 2006 2005 Paranormal Photo Hoax Contest Slide Show
Whether you're looking pictures of Nessie or aliens, or even Nessie getting abducted by aliens, check it out.
Link: 2005 Paranormal Photo Hoax Contest Slide Show Link: 2004 Paranormal Photo Hoax Contest Slide Show FW: Joke
A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an insurgent Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious.Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Marine was asked what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. Seeing each other we both took cover in the ditches alongside the road. I yelled to him that, Saddam Hussein was a miserable lowlife scumbag" , and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk. (who also happens to be a lousy swimmer!) "We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us..." Okay, let's try this again...
Since I spent most of the last half of last year doing nothing worth mentioning in the gym, I'm starting out the new year slowly. It's time to admit that I can't train like a pro -- for now. I just started a new full body routine to get back into the lifting spirts. So far, so good.
Here's the program. Do this workout three times per week, with at least one day between each. Also, do cardio two or three times on the off days. 1. Bench 2. Flyes 3. Shoulder Press 4. Shrugs 5. Squats or Leg Press 6. Leg Extensions 7. Leg Curls 8. Seated Rows 9. Pull Downs 10. Curls 11. Triceps 12. Lower Back Extensions 13. Reverse Crunch 14. Crunches 15. Calf Raises First month: 1x10 for each exercise Second month: 2x8 for each exercise Third month: 3x10 for each exercise After the end of the three months I'll go back to a more mass-gaining type of program. Wednesday, January 04, 2006Sharon has stroke
Things are not looking too good for one of the most important political figures of our lifetime.
Link: Sharon suffers 'significant stroke,' undergoing surgery for cerebral hemorrhage Penn Jillette enters talk radio
Ooh, this should be cool. Click on the link for a list of FM stations carrying his show.
Link: Infinity Broadcasting Tuesday, January 03, 2006"Vile" episode of South Park Pulled
It's a new year and look at the crap I have to come back to. Bill Donohue, who's kind of like a right-wing version of Phil Donahue, and the Catholic League complained about an episode of South Park and Comedy Central wussed out and pulled the repeat episode.
Where do I even begin. First off, everyone who knows me knows that I've pretty much become a radical Catholic in the last year, so as a radical Catholic, let me say that William Donohue DOES NOT speak for me. He's basically a guy who goes on Fox and CNN and yells a lot. He does much more harm for his faith than good. He's also one of the guys who led the "Happy Holidays" protest of Wal-Mart. Here's the worst part. Protests and TV bans accomplish nothing positive for Catholicism. Instead, they make they typical Catholic look no better than a Bible thumping Fundamentalist. Also, people like Donohue should realize that Catholics are in the minority in this country. If Catholics who yell loud enough have the power to control a private organization such as Time Warner (parent company of Comedy Central) if they see something they don't like, then what is going to happen when the Protestants of this country, who are the majority, decide to do the same and force a company like Time Warner into banning programming that they consider blasphemous, such as EWTN? Link: Catholic League: Vile "South Park" Episode Pulled |