John McCain to Murtha: 'Lighten Up,' 'Get a Life'

McCain continues to impress me. If he can get a little more reasonable on the border and tax cuts he's got my vote. Unless of course Ron Paul can manage to stay in the primaries for a little while. (Is he still even running?????)

ABC News: John McCain to Murtha: 'Lighten Up,' 'Get a Life'

Here's another NASA UFO video.

...and a damn fine one at that.



YouTube - UFO, Never Doubt Again

The big list: Female teachers with students

WorldNetDaily does a great job covering the sexual abuse scandal in public schools. Click on the link to see their updated list.

Young victims mostly male, while penalties often hand slap

WorldNetDaily: The big list: Female teachers with students

Bill O'Reilly Interviews Richard Dawkins

Here's a nice, civil interview. I wouldn't expect it to get heated since Dawkins (author of "The God Delusion") is pretty soft-spoken and O'Reilly only loses his cool if he's interviewing a crazy person. My only complaint is that they only talked for a few minutes.



YouTube - Bill O'Reilly Interviews Richard Dawkins

The Greatest Story Ever Denied

Everyone needs to watch this right now!



Ufo.The.Greatest.Story.Ever.Denied.-.XviD-Mp3.avi - Google Video

There's a funeral in Virginia...

...and that means "you know who" will be showing up. Here's what that witch Shirley Phelps-Roper had to say about the victims:

“The evidence is they were not Christian. God does not do that to his servants,” Phelps-Roper said. “You don’t need to look any further for evidence those people are in hell.”

...and here's what she had to say about the killer:

“He is in hell,” Phelps-Roper said. “But he was also fulfilling the word of God.”

You know that song "I've got that joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my heart!" I just don't think that they're singing it at the Westboro Baptist church.

Group Plans To Picket Va. Tech Funerals, Anti-Gay Religious Group Known For Protesting At Services For U.S. Soldiers Killed In Iraq - CBS News

McCain Message to Joke Critics: Get a Life

And just like that, John McCain earned my vote.

McCain Message to Joke Critics: Get a Life - washingtonpost.com

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Kiss Cardio Goodbye, and Lose Weight

This is an interesting read. I'm not sure if I agree, but he makes some good points.

"I ask people all the time, "How are you exercising to lose weight?" Most answer, "cardio." I ask them, "Is it working?" They say, "Well, no, but I just need to do it more often and for a longer period of time." If something isn't working, you are going to do more of it? You keep doing the same thing over and over again and expect a different result? Albert Einstein had a name for this type of logic: insanity."

ABC News: Book: Kiss Cardio Goodbye, and Lose Weight

Talisman video game

It's finally coming. Yay!

Capcom brings Rocketmen and Talisman to XBLA and PSN - Joystiq

McMahons yet to unveil succession plan for WWE

Here's a good look at the financials of World Wresting Entertainment. Also listed are the salaries of all four McMahons.

Who’s next in line to reign over the ring? McMahons yet to unveil succession plan for WWE By ALEXANDER SOULE

Life On MARS-New Scientific Evidence

This is very cool!



YouTube - UFOTV: Life On MARS-New Scientific Evidence

Stop Alien Abductions

Don't you hate it when your woken up in the middle of the night, alone and paralyzed? You're trying to mind your own business and get back to that dream you were having, the one with Pamela Anderson in a clown suit, when all of a sudden these little green guys barge in and take you away. And as we all know, they have only one goal: Anal Probe.

Well, now there's a solution:



Wear this hat. No doubt it makes you look so ridiculous that even the aliens won't want to get to know your privates.

Read what this happy customer had to say:

"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
- Jon Locke

And from the instructions page we can read the following warning:

Aliens Taking Helmets

Keep the thought screen helmet in the safest possible place when you are not wearing it. In Kentucky, one thought screen helmet was taken from a box that was in a closet. The abductee had dental work and could not wear it. She thought she put the helmet in a safe place. Additionally, four other thought screen helmets were taken by aliens when they were not being worn, two in Virginia, one in upper New York state, and one in Brisbane, Australia.

Stop Alien Abductions

Dennis Miller Radio

Here's a link to Dennis Miller's radio show. Give it a listen.

The Official Home of Dennis Miller On The Web

World's rarest rabbit captured on film in Indonesian rainforest

Click for photos of the world's first Zebra Bunny.

"Photos of world's rarest Easter bunny found in Sumatra
World's rarest rabbit captured on film in Indonesian rainforest"

World's rarest rabbit captured on film in Indonesian rainforest

A word about Imus...

For the record, I don't like Imus at all. I can't wait for the day he stops polluting our airwaves. That said, I don't even know what the word "nappy" means, and I don't understand why he has to lose his job for using the word.

And why didn't anyone tell me that the word "nappy" is such a huge insult? Come on! I have plenty of friends that are just asking for insults. I could have added this one to my arsenal!

The hate speech Rosie O'Donnell uses is much worse than "nappy".

Roseanne Barr is off her rocker!

"The arab's protection is the only reason any holy site remains in israel. The jews line up to stone women who try to access those sites. I saw it with my own eyes. The arabs do not invade other countries. The israelis do. I am sick of israel and I am sick of zionists. They are propped up by evangelical christians who cannot wait for the arabs to kill them so that their genocidal war god whom they misname jesus can come back."

Nice punctuation. Have another brownie.

Roseanne Barr Blasts Zionism And Israel

UFO's in Art History

Fun stuff here.

UFO's in Earth's History - Crystalinks

Prehistoric Shark found in Japan

Wow! Check out this nasty critter.



YouTube - prehistoric shark japan breaking news

St. Peter the Rabbit

South Park was pretty good last night with spoofs on the Da Vinci Code and William Donahue. I suppose you have to be Catholic to understand the humor of Donahue taking the Pope's hat and having him thrown in jail, but trust me, it's hilarious.

Quote from Donahue: "I have no idea why ‘South Park’ creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker caricature me as a heartless thug. In any event, I stand convicted and have no defense. Now I have to get back to business—I hear someone just took some liberties with the Easter Bunny."

Bill, anyone who's seen you on TV knows why South Park would portray you as a "heartless thug."

CATHOLIC LEAGUE for Religious and Civil Rights