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My blog for exercise, music, news/politics, wrestling, UFO's, and anything other dorky topics I feel like talking about.

Monday, August 25, 2008

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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Exercise

I'm planning on a couple of races in October, so I started running again. Also, I think the next karate Kyu Test (it's where you get your belt rankings) is in November. I'm hoping to be ready for that.

Here's my current routine:

Monday: Run
Tuesday: Karate
Wednesday: Weights (Full body circuit) and a light jog
Thursday: Karate
Friday: Weights (Full body circuit) and a light jog
Saturday: Run
Sunday: Rest

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Friday, August 15, 2008

Best Movie Ever

Mark your calendars. On October 3, 2008 David Zucker (Airplane! and Naked Gun) is putting out "An American Carol", to make fun of Michael Moore. Staring Kevin Farley and Kelsey Grammer, with cameos from Bill O'Reilly and LESLIE NIELSEN!

I want to marry David Zucker.



YouTube - "An American Carol" trailer

IMDB - An American Carol

Official Site - AmericanCarol.com

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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Sasquatch Night Terrors Costume

More Bigfoot...

Here's a link to a page selling a costume that looks just like the "bigfoot" that appears to be stuffed in the freezer. I am really sick of hoaxers.

Here's my prediction. They'll give some ape hair to some scientists, and then it will wait in a lab for months on end until it comes back "inconclusive." In the meantime, they'll release a DVD you can buy to see videos of the body and listen to some "expert opinion."

Yes, I'll wait for the press conference tomorrow, but like I said, I'm sure this will just be another "Stan Romanek Alien."



Sasquatch Night Terrors Costume

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Chupacabra caught on video?

More cryptids on camera.

A sheriff's deputy in Texas thinks he may have caught a mysterious animal on his dash camera video.

He said the animal running way from his car looked like a coyote, but it isn't one.

It is hairless, with a long snout. The deputy said it resembles the legendary Chupacabra.

The Chupacabra is an animal rumored to suck the blood from goats, but whose existence has never been actually proven.

The deputy said he's willing to work with researchers to solve this mystery.


NEWSRADIO - 1290 WJNO

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Bigfoot Trackers Say They've Got a Body

Well, the MSM is starting to pick this up now, so I suppose I should mention it.

I'm still suspicious. In a "Stan Romanek Alien" sort of way.

Two Northern California men and two Georgians say they've got a body, a photo and DNA evidence pertaining to the elusive forest-dwelling man-ape — and that they'll reveal all at a press conference in Palo Alto, Calif., on Friday.

FOXNews.com - Bigfoot Trackers Say They've Got a Body - Science News | Science & Technology | Technology News

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

12,000 Calories a day

Yikes.

Swimming sensation Michael Phelps has an Olympic recipe for success - and it involves eating a staggering 12,000 calories a day.

"Eat, sleep and swim. That's all I can do," Phelps, who won two more gold medals today, told NBC when asked what he needs to win medals. "Get some calories into my system and try to recover the best I can."


OLYMPIC GOLDEN BOY PHELPS EATS 12,000 CALORIES A DAY - New York Post

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Friday, August 08, 2008

UFO Crashes near Vegas

Here's a good story on a local Vegas news show.

A large object with a turquoise hue plummeted out of the sky earlier this summer and plowed into the earth south of Las Vegas. Eyewitnesses say this was no meteorite, especially since a bunch of helicopters hauled it away. Chief Investigative Reporter George Knapp has the story.



YouTube - I-Team: New UFO Mystery Surfaces

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The single hair that could FINALLY prove the Yeti really exists

This is kind of cool.

Scientists have used microscopes to analyse of strands of hair found caught on some rocks in jungle near the India-Bangladesh border.

The tests showed the thick, wiry hairs do not belong to any of the most common wild animals known to live in the area.

Instead, they bear a 'startling resemblance' to some collected half a century ago by Everest conqueror Sir Edmund Hillary.

Researcher Ian Redmond said: 'The hairs are the most positive evidence yet that a yeti might possibly exist. It might be that the region this animal is inhabiting is remote enough for it to remain undiscovered so far. We are very excited.'


The single hair that could FINALLY prove the Yeti really exists | Mail Online

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'World's Greatest Dad' Pleads Guilty to Child Sex Abuse

While there's nothing funny about child sex abuse, you have to click one the link and see the mugshot of the guy.

Vince McMahon always says that bad publicity is the best publicy; maybe he should capitalize on this...

FOXNews.com - 'World's Greatest Dad' Pleads Guilty to Child Sex Abuse - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

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Thursday, August 07, 2008

I will make you humble!

So I take this "which WWE wrestler are you?" quiz and end up being the man who will make you humble, The Iron Shiek. Awesome!

"I will put him in the camel clutch. I will break his back, then **** his ass to make him humble!"

Okay, maybe not all that awesome at all. :(


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Crazy conspiracy site of the week.

Here's one for ya. Any question you've ever had is answered here. Religion, politics, pyramids, Reptilians, hollow earth... you name it.

For example:

The sun is a cube, not a sphere. It only appears to be a sphere because it is spinning at a high velocity. All suns (i.e., stars) are cubes. Darkness intentionally designed the universe like this because on a metaphysical level, cubes (or more specifically, their 90-degree right angles) create strife, confrontation, and confusion.

Now get to reading.

Truthism.com - Your #1 Source for the Truth

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Tuesday, August 05, 2008

FRIDAY THE 13th

It's happening. They're remaking Friday the 13th. And giving Jason hair.

FRIDAY THE 13th

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